Passionate Kiss

Nothing gives me more pleasure than a kiss that tells me "I will be yours forever." The moment you place your lips upon mine takes my breath away. Your arms wrap around me tight as if to never let me go. Your body hunches over me as if to protect me from the surrounding dangers. No moment excites me more than when you use explicit details and evidence to tell me how much you love me without using a single word.

I've fallen in love with your kiss, touch, smile, laugh, eyes, passion, kindness, intelligence, stubbornness, everything that makes you you. So please, my Sweet Darling Love, do not insult me by asking "Babe, would you love me more if I had (insert meaningless superficial object here)?"

I Heard Sex is Funner Alone

I scroll through my past and think about how useless it was to fall in love with someone like you. I wasted 3 years of my life waiting for you to be the perfect guy I once knew. When that didn't happen you threw me away like a piece of trash. At least when I did the deed of breaking us apart you could see the pain in my eyes as I did it. But no, you sent me a cold text on a random ass mother fucking day saying you thought we should break up. I was right about to enter my Italian class and had to get up and leave five minutes in.

To think that something that lasted so long could be ended so quickly. And to end over a text message! You INFERIOR BASTARD! You knew how much pain I would be in for that idiotic move alone! The worst part was having to tell my closest friends. They were waiting for me to get out of class and when I got to them the words just wouldn't escape my lips. When I started to cry they knew instantly. By the time I told them the news they had paper towels in hand. As soon as I accepted those sheets, I admitted my venerability. I was no longer as tough as I seemed.

When I look back at it now... We had our good times, and once upon a time I was happy with you, but that was no longer the case. You started to need Guys Night Out. THEN! Then you have the nerve to tell me that you broke up with me because you wanted to have fun as a single 19 year old boy. Like you weren't doing that shit already! All I asked was for you to invite me. Somehow you saw me as a restraint to your happiness, when all I was trying to do was be a part of it.

I'm glad you broke my heart Frank Alvarez Abreu.

P.S. Three days later I went on a date with my secret crush. Within a month he was solely mine. Almost four months later and he already knows every detail about me. This includes how much I despise just watching you play video games.